Perhaps. Oh. Wait. You’re right. HELLO THEN. Long time no see. Lovely Earth saying.

Yes sir - and what the hell have you been doing?
What are you doing upside down?

I think you’ve hit your head again, you’re upside down.


I WIN THIS ROUND.
[He laughed softly when the kiss broke and loosely held onto him] Troubles, Jack?
A big one. [He laughed and licked his lips, holding him close.]
A big one? What’s the problem then, hmm? [He laughed and kissed him again]
I’m not spellin’ it for you. [He smirked and kissed him back, deeper this time.]
Ohh, c’mon now. [he kept kissing him, arms wrapped around the older man… that was weird to think, Jack was the older man.]
[He laughed softly when the kiss broke and loosely held onto him] Troubles, Jack?
A big one. [He laughed and licked his lips, holding him close.]
A big one? What’s the problem then, hmm? [He laughed and kissed him again]
.
[He laughed] No but good to know. [He pulled him in and kissed him full on and deeply]
[He laughed and kissed him back, both hands moving to The Doctor’s face. Jack felt like he might have been dreaming.]
[He brought his hands up and cupped the back of his head.]
[He wondered what had gotten into the Time Lord, but he definitely wasn’t complaining. He kissed him until he couldn’t anymore, breaking it and inhaling slowly.]
[He laughed softly when the kiss broke and loosely held onto him] Troubles, Jack?
.